Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

tagged → #marvel #the avengers

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

tagged → #funny

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

tagged → #funny

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

leggywillow:

fuckyeahkylekiefer:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can.

Oh my god, Motivational Joffrey

leggywillow:

fuckyeahkylekiefer:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can.

Oh my god, Motivational Joffrey

tagged → #funny #got

clarvoyant:

clarvoyant:

3s10:

clarvoyant:

zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

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tagged → #funny #oh god
tagged → #doctor who
leozhang:

"Our secret weapon, Khione! We’re not just a bunch of demigods. We’re a team." [artcredit]

leozhang:

"Our secret weapon, Khione! We’re not just a bunch of demigods. We’re a team." [artcredit]

tagged → #hoo

My name is Percy Jackson. I’m twelve years old. Until a few months ago, i was a boarding student at Yancy academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate  New York. Am i a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that.

My name is Percy Jackson. I’m twelve years old. Until a few months ago, i was a boarding student at Yancy academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate  New York. Am i a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that.

tagged → #hoo
tagged → #marvel #the avengers

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

tagged → #funny

asktoseemygavin:

aurayafrost:

datdianagurl:

mycroftssgoldfish:

iwanttohuglokisobad:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST FUCKING PRESS PLAY

IM SHITTING MYSELF ONE OF THE THOR/LOKI SONGS IS FROM PHINEAS AND FERB

THE SUIT SONG FROM HIMYM

That was possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever had the privilage to watch

I am fucking crying oh my gosh I love this so much.

brookeeverdeen:

TFIOS clip HQ

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

tagged → #funny